Bonkey's Ice Cream & Snoballs

Okay, so, working at Bonkey’s, you see behind the scenes, right? Except, joke’s on you, because there *are* no scenes. You can’t even go inside! It’s all facade, a cute little window to take your order, but behind it? A sweaty, AC-less hellhole where the ice cream is slowly melting and so are we.

The ice cream itself? It’s fine, I guess. But fine isn’t what people are paying for. They’re paying for the *idea* of artisanal ice cream, and what they’re getting is freezer-burned disappointment served by someone who’s actively overheating.

And the flavors? Don’t even get me started. They try to be all fancy with lavender-honey-pistachio swirl or whatever, but half the time it just tastes like perfume mixed with regret. Plus, watching people try to pronounce the names while I’m dripping sweat is its own special kind of torture.

Honestly, save your money. Go to the grocery store, buy a tub of something familiar, and crank up your AC. Your taste buds (and my sanity) will thank you.

We waited less than 5 minutes on a Thursday evening! Too many flavors to choose from. Scoops are large! The Double Double is worth sharing and is a great way to pick 4 flavors when you can’t choose what you want! Definitely recommend the double chocolate and coconut chocolate chip! Great place

Tried the burnt sugar ice cream. Great flavor, 3 giant scoops of ice cream for the regular $5 portion. I can definitely see why this place comes highly recommended and always has a long line while I was there. The only complaint I had was the mosquitoes.